What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:12
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Who is the oldest living child of a Hollywood star?
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Still no good.
Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What celebrity do you admire the most?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
How can one learn to talk frankly?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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